Are you at the pineapple of your excess?

Are you at the pineapple of your excess?

A malapropism is when people use the wrong word in a sentence. The word came from the 1775 play The Rivals, where the character, Mrs Malaprop, uses incorrect words that sound similar to the right ones - the results are absurd but hilarious.

Some silly samples (examples):

  • "She is the pineapple of success"?- pineapple used instead of pinnacle.
  • "He's a wolf in cheap clothing" - should be sheep, not cheap.
  • "The doctor gave me a subscription for antibiotics"?- ought to be a prescription.
  • "He's a vast suppository of knowledge" - suppository put in instead of repository.
  • "That wasn't just an optical conclusion" - conclusion used instead of illusion.
  • "He had to use the fire distinguisher" - distinguisher should be extinguisher.

Whether subscribing to the wrong prescription or becoming a suppository of knowledge, your verbal fumbles will, however, keep things interesting because nothing quite compares to when you presented an optical conclusion at a presentation or when you rushed to grab the fire distinguisher - because nothing distinguishes you like a?collection of well-intended, yet wildly inaccurate, word choices.

Perhaps it would be best to avoid malaprops when you find yourself at the pineapple of your excess (success), confidently leading the charge like a wolf in cheap clothing.

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