Picture this: you’re enjoying a peaceful weekend coffee, when suddenly a flashback hits. You see it clearly—last week, after grabbing your second cup at work, the coffee ran out, but you didn’t go the shop to get more. Then, a little voice starts listing all the sneaky things you’ve done at work—some accidental, others… not so much.
As these memories play through your mind, you wonder: Do my co-workers secretly think I’m the office devil? Or have I, without realising, been an office angel all along? It’s time to find out—and maybe make a few changes before Halloween hits and your true colours show!
Add or subtract points as you go!
- Have you ever re stocked on coffee or milk without being prompted? +1 point for your selfless streak.
- Every Monday, you reply to “How’s it going?” with a gloomy, “It’s Monday.” -3 points for spreading the Monday blues.
- You spot a co-worker in public and resist the urge to duck away. +1 point for sociability.
- Do you complain about traffic once you’re in the office? -1 point. Your co-workers aren’t traffic controllers.
- You say, “I’ll get back to you,” and never do. -2 points for ghosting.
- Ever cc’d co-workers on an email “just in case it interests them”? -2 points for inbox clutter.
- You give up the window seat because you know it’s your co-worker’s favourite. +1 point. Who says chivalry is dead?
- Do you hate team chats and make sure everyone knows it? -1 point.
- Do you think “today’s students are tomorrow’s talent” and treat the newbies accordingly? +3 points, you inspiring mentor!
- Do you ask, “How was your weekend?” just so you can brag about yours? -1 point for the humblebrag.
- You send a work email during a meeting. +1 point for productivity, but -2 points for your lack of attention. (Our MD hates when people do this by the way, save your emails until after the meeting, give yourself a break!).
- You go to HR when the coffee machine breaks down. -2 points. This isn’t an HR issue.
- You protest the freezing AC by wearing shorts despite dress code. +2 points—heroes don’t always wear capes.
- You highlight team accomplishments in your annual review. +2 points for selflessness.
- You lie about your previous salary during a negotiation. -1 point for fudging the facts.
- You add a “heart” emoji to messages acknowledging the marketing efforts on Linked In. +3 points for that good vibe.
- After lunch with a newbie, you sneak out and leave them to foot the bill. -5 points. That road to hell is looking busy.
- At a co-worker’s farewell, you give a heartfelt goodbye despite not chipping in on their gift. -1 point. But hey, at least you showed up.
- You email a co-worker on holiday—even with “Read when you’re back” in the subject line. -2 points. Time off means no emails.
- You use excessive jargon. -2 points. No more “synergies,” please.
- You cheer your co-workers on before a stressful presentation. +2 points. That halo is showing.
- At happy hour, you cover for a tipsy co-worker and keep quiet about their antics the next day. +3 points for your generous amnesia.
- Above 10 points: You’re the patron saint of the office. Everyone wants a desk near yours!
- Between 0 and 10 points: You’re… complicated. A little angel, a little devil. Let’s call it “a work in progress.”
- Below 0 points: Hollywood awaits. With your villain potential, “Employee of the Month” might not be in your future.
Share this quiz with your favourite co-workers, and remember—awareness is the first step to change!
Business Manager | Specialist in Finance Recruitment | North & East Hertfordshire
4 周Oops… Only 2 points! ?? (I was on -1 until the last Q… we’ve all been there!)