You might be in the hotel business if ....

1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers.

2. "Going for cocktails and dinner" is NOT your idea of a nice evening.

3. When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie.

4. You get really excited about a 2% pay increase.

5. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

6. It's dark on your drive to and from work.

7. Communication is something your "group" is having problems with.

8. You see a good-looking person and know it's a visitor/guest.

9. Food left over from a banquet / meeting is your main staple.

10. You forget what you look like in anything but a suit.

11. All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5..

12. You're already late on the assignment you just received.

13. Your boss's favorite lines are . . .
 a. "When you get a few minutes . . . ."
 b. "In your spare time ...... "
 c. "I have an opportunity for you . . . ."

14. 50% of the people in your company do not know what you do

15. The other 50% of the people in your company do not care what you do

16. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.

17. Change is the norm.

18. Nepotism is encouraged.

19. You read this entire list and understand it.