Wit + Wisdom | November 15 | We’d swipe right on Kris

We’d swipe right on Kris

Target has decked the halls with a daring new pitch featuring Kris, a beefcake Santa in a snug red zip-up, who’s here to lend a hand picking out that perfect Thanksgiving turkey—because who needs a magic sleigh when you have a red Ford Bronco with "Sleigh" on the plate? Launching on November 17, Kris will strut his stuff across social media, TV, and even short-form videos, proving that holiday shopping can be almost as fun as the events themselves. This is Target's first double-feature holiday marketing strategy, addressing the "stressful transactional chore" vibe many face as we descend into the festive frenzy. With his muscle-bound charm and upbeat energy, Kris aims to make shopping feel less like a chore and more like a jolly adventure. So get ready: the holidays are about to get a whole lot "weirdly hot!"?

The collab you haven’t been waiting for

Mark Zuckerberg is swapping codes for chords as he teams up with T-Pain to remix "Get Low" for his anniversary with Priscilla Chan, the song that played when they first met at a college party. With a tuxedoed vibe and an Instagram post that doubles as a nostalgic photo album, he’s proving that the tech mogul can have fun, too. Now, the ball’s in Elon Musk's court to scramble for his own early 2000s hit to outshine this newfound musicality!

Witch, please!?

As "Wicked" takes flight this November 22, it’s time to channel your inner witch without setting anything on fire! Stock up on Elphaba and Glinda gear that screams "I’m here for the drama—of both the stage and the closet variety!" From T-shirts that declare your allegiance to dazzling shoes that might just get you a one-way ticket to Glinda’s glittering world, these brand collaborations are so fabulous they could make even Toto jealous. So, grab your shopping broom—uh, we mean cart—and prepare to slay (in style, of course) because who says you can’t defy gravity while looking like a fashion icon?

Pepper Pick?

Having agita about your meals for the weekend? This lasagna soup recipe is here to please. Trust us, it’s an offer you can’t refuse. ??????