Wit + Wisdom | January 17 | Slip happens

TikTok’s final bow

We’re writing this with streaked mascara and shaky hands: TikTok could be gone by Sunday. For 73% of 13 to 39-year-olds, that’s not just a bummer, it’s a full-blown identity crisis. The Supreme Court’s looming decision could erase more than just viral dances; it threatens a multibillion-dollar creator economy and the cultural touchstone of an entire generation. If the ban holds, we’ll all be left scrolling Instagram Reels, trying to fill the void. RIP to our attention spans and our For You Pages: gone but never forgotten.

Beer: The Monday MVP

The big game? A masterpiece. The Monday after? A universal struggle. Enter Coors Light with “Mondays Light,” the beer case built for post-game recovery. Why endure the most Monday Monday of the year when you can toast to surviving it? With a deliberate “refershment” typo that perfectly matches Monday energy, Coors is serving up just the right vibes to make your day-after blues a little more refreshing.

Slip happens

Chelsea's Marc Cucurella found himself in a real "slippery when wet" situation, slipping twice in PUMA boots and contributing to an early 2-0 Tottenham lead. Post-match, Cucurella hilariously chucked the boots in the bin, but PUMA clapped back on social media with a cheeky "Caution: Wet Floor" meme featuring the Spaniard. Fortunately, Cucurella rebounded in style, assisting in Chelsea’s thrilling 4-3 comeback, proving you can slip up and still stick the landing.

Pepper Pick?

The Birds play Sunday and even though we can’t be at The Linc IRL, we’ll be supporting from NYC’s best Philly-filled bar, Olde City. Man, do we love that jawn.?