Wise Words and Traps for Young Players?

Dear LI folk, I'm collating a set of short stories for entrepreneurs and business noobs on the trials and tribulations of small business survival in this day and age. I'm looking for brave (anonymous if necessary) souls willing to give a free 300 to 500-word lesson on 'Don't Do What I Did' or "If You Did This, Try This'. Funnier the better, Tragic also welcome. Those published will get free copies and a push for their latest venture, if they so desire. It may move into a blog or forum too, dependent on uptake. Let's save the next generation from themselves? PM me or try kagambold@yahoo.com. Cheers KG