WIFEY 1.0
Olaoluwa Otokiti Mr. (CEBAN)
Economist | Entrepreneur | Consultant & Business Owner
Dear system department
I am desperately in need of help
I recently upgraded my program from girlfriend 7.0 to wifey 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition wifey 1.0 installed itself into other programs and launches during system initialization and then it monitors other systems activities.
Applications such as “boys night out 2.5” and “Golf 5.3” no longer runs and it crashes the system when selected. Attempting to launch “Saturday football 6.3” always fails and “Saturday shopping 7.1 runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep “wifey 1.0” in the background while attempting to run any of my favourite network / applications be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to “girlfriend 7.0” but uninstalling doesn’t work on this program. Please advise me I need help.