What Indian advertisements taught me.???

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem.

2. If you have a beautiful wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.

5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

9.The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.

10. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.

11. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.

12. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over your face.

13. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.

And, finally this 14.

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