What a feeling!
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What a feeling!

Jenny Tomes, APR, CPRC Jenny Tomes, APR, CPRC

Jenny Tomes, APR, CPRC

Assistant Manager - Community Outreach at City of Port St. Lucie

发布日期: 2023年9月18日
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The words work better when you sing them. Out loud. For all to hear.


First, when there's nothing

But a slow flowing drain

Then you fear wipes hide

Deep inside your pipes

All alone, I have tried

To stop flushing wipes

When the box says you can

Boy, did they lie

?

Well, I need a plunger

Close my eyes, this is gross

Please go down and let go of your hold

Wipes are cloggin’

Keep me from flushin’

No I cannot flush wipes, now I'm plunging for my life

Take your habit

And then you trash it

Trash those wipes

And you’ll flush right through your pipes

?

Play on repeat until you STOP FLUSHING WIPES.



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