We're doomed......apparently!

Some people think the eclipse will cause secret planet 'Nibiru' to destroy Earth next month. The Sun, 20th September 2017

?THE end of the world as we know it could be soon if you believe what conspiracy theorists are claiming — as they fear a yet undiscovered planet will collide with Earth on September 23, 2017. It’s true I tell you, it’s true….even Fox News and The Telegraph are reporting it and I heard it in the pub too.

 Not since the Mayan Calendar apocalypse failed to appear 5 years ago has such ‘fake news’ been so heavily reported. According to conspiracy and Christian numeracy theorists (or ‘nutters’ as we scientists prefer to call them), the same fake planet cited by the Mayan Calendar – Nibiru, will pass close by the earth causing Volcanic Eruptions, Tsunamis, earthquakes, pestilence and many branches of John Lewis to close – Apocalypse now indeed!

So how do you prepare for the end of the world?

There is some room for manoeuvre here, as the biblical pointers indicate a date range for the planetary mishap giving us until sometime in October to prepare. One could argue that the ‘collision’ is just a metaphor for the many mini-apocalypses that have occurred this year: The worse hurricane season & floods on record; Donald Trump’s inauguration; Kim Jong Un successfully launching nuclear capable missile and the alarming prospect that John McDonnell could become Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Working on the assumption that you survive these apocalypses, what does the last quarter and 2018 look like for you? Is your marketing strategy suitable for your brand and targets? Are you agile enough to adapt to the end of the world? Do you reply on good sales people and luck to generate leads? Does your social media plan consist of an occasional tweet and an outdated Facebook page or a well-documented plan filled with rich content that seamlessly drives prospects to your web site?

There are few businesses that wouldn’t benefit from some expert marketing help, and my role is to help connect you with a very small group of affordable, niche agencies that between them cover every marketing discipline there is. I have worked with each of these agencies personally and can vouch for every one of them. So whether it’s defining your value proposition or generating leads, creating new content or a new brand or developing a great PR plan, our expert agencies can help. They will also help stave off the end of the world too.

If the apocalyptic year we’ve had really is the harbinger of worse to come, there truly is no time to lose. Only the fittest will survive, so let us help you be one of them.

Ping me an email or a message or give me a call on 07947 00 00 80……I’ll be in my bunker waiting to hear from you.