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The COVID pandemic put a serious hurt on the travel industry. In the first year of COVID (2020) Executive Travel focused on survival. In 2021 our motto became “survive then thrive” as we successfully recovered with a strong staff and a positive financial position. Now in 2022, “We’re back baby!” This last week Executive Travel’s revenues YTD surpassed those we had pre-pandemic (2019). This year promises to be our best year in 35 years in business. We have a great team, customers we love to serve, and a bright future ahead of us. One of the best things to happen from this pandemic is that travelers young and old have rediscovered the value of a travel advisor. Thank you all for your support and encouragement these past two years. Thanks also to our fantastic team who hung together to make sure we got through this together and now we are looking at blue skies ahead.???

In-flight airline humor…?Airline flight attendants and pilots sometimes make an effort to spice up the?in-flight?safety lecture and announcements to make them a bit?more?entertaining. Here are some real?examples that have?been heard?or reported to me by my friend Robert Polk years ago from several Southwest flight attendants.

Chuckle #1--On a Southwest flight?(SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced,?"People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

Chuckle?#2- "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.?If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

Chuckle?#3- ”Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed?before we?arrive.”

Chuckle?#4- "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

Chuckle #5- ”As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

Chuckle #6?An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.?The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.?Finally, everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot, “What is it?"?The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"

More Humor in the air -?At Qantas Airlines, after every flight, the pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet."??They do this so the pilots can tell the mechanics about problems with the aircraft.?The mechanics then correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor!!! Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots ("P") and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers ("S").?

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in the cockpit. S: Something tightened in the cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce the problem on the ground.

P: Evidence of leak on the right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume is unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.?(HAH! !)

P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.