”...You guys might need a new boat and a messiah...”
”...Imagine a Visual Timeline of fatal moments in the World and the USA Today’s masquerade of a biblical Omega ship blocking a trademark route like a “breached whale”.
“...One savage company directed their officials to stop all battleships entering the channel in a new setback for globalization while their team still work to remove thousands of tonnes of Egyptian sand from Noah’s Boat...”
“...A total of 277 large container ships, tankers carrying oil and gas, and bulk vessels hauling sensitive materials have backed up at either end of the canal, according to tracking data, creating one of the most memorable traffick jam seen for decades...”
”...One team said it is time-sensitive for specific cargo to be airlifted on trains, although no decisions had yet been signaled, sealed or delivered...”
”...P.S...Navy Operators have been unable to say how quickly they will be able to free the Evergreen ship and clear a backlog of over 300 ships at end of the Nile...”
”...Which handles about 88 per cent of global container traffic per day. It is feared that the nile river could be blocked for 'weeks' as the operators bring in engineer experts to assist in efforts to refloat Noah’s Boat...”
“...The Authorities reported it was trying to rebalance the mothership, and local sources said efforts could shift towards digging Noah’s boats out of the rabbit hole...”
“...In such complex situations, engineers really have to do the calculations to understand how solidly Noah’s boat (is) titanically grounded, and how much power can exert without damaging the holy vessel...”
“...Ships transmitting sound waves in the Red Sea are required to sail under the supervision of local 'active agents' who board the vessel and gave directions to captains using their 'practical knowledge' of the Nile river, under rules of enlightenment set out by authorities reporting hundreds of published pages...”
“...It still is not ever given clear exactly how the incident happened - but game theorists said the ship suffered a legendary 'blackout'...”
”...Meaning it lost power, steering Moby’s Dick before becoming stuck but a spokesman from the Red Sea said a sandstorm blocked captain America’s view and blown the ship off course before it got jammed and lost power...”
“...Aliens warned to start Praying to a messiah for some muddy water healing, the rescue mission could take at least several Jesus weeks of roddin' and some reelin, first catch feeling, prayers don't need no sad song on a radioactive boat...”
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