Welcome to the University of Cannabusiness

The Cannabis Industry 2017 Annual Report has revealed that sales of medical and recreational marijuana are going to start taking off in 2018. Sales of medical and recreational marijuana are going to reach $4.75 and $6 billion this year respectively. By 2023, both forms of the drug will be higher than $20 billion before hitting $24 billion in 2025.

Doctors are clueless when it comes to when and how to prescribe medical marijuana, so take advantage of this opportunity now. Plus, you could get a gig selling weed at a retail outlet with no experience, but why not make the big bucks creating companies that grow and extract the stuff. That's where the money is. It's much smarter to sell the bullets instead of fighting the war.

So, what are you waiting for? Enroll now in the University of Cannabusiness and take advantage of all these benefits:

1. Our multiple online degrees leading to a Masters in Cannabusines Adminstration (MCA), a business degree you can actually use
2. Learn to buy low and sell high
3. A platform that provides you with not just education about all the aspects of the recreational and medical marijuana business, but resources, networks, mentors, peer to peer support, experiential learning and a jobs board
4. Special discounts on grass paraphernalia in our school store
5. A 10% discount on items in our "coffee shops"
6. A yearly international trip to Amsterdam as part of our international entrepreneurship curriculum
7. Discounts in medical marijuana courses with our education partners
8. Waived registration fees to conferences
9. Free membership in the International Ganjapreneurs Angel Network (IGAN), a resource that will teach you how to profit from investing in "seed" stage ventures and "harvest" value
10. A hoodie that says, "Dope and Proud" or "My career went up in smoke"
11. CME credit for pharmacists, nurses and doctors
12. Life long learning offerings, like membership in our UC Alumni Ganjapreneurs chapter meetings, but no maintenance of certification requirements and no one will ever refer to you as a provider.

Unfortunately, our courses do not qualify for federal student loans. In addition, be aware that you will need to pay for all courses by cash via our international cash depository accounts in any ATM, or, via your Bitcoin or cryptocurrency account of your choice. Unlike sick care companies taking care of patients, we will not sell your data to third parties.

Courses start soon so sign up now.

Arlen Meyers, MD, MBA is the President and CEO of the Society of Physician Entrepreneurs