Welcome to the LinkedIn Lifestyle

Has LinkedIn consumed your life? Are you craving more? Welcome to LinkedIn Lifestyle.

You have already subscribed to the LinkedIn Life newsletter, where you can share all the great things about being a LinkedIn employee.

LinkedIn has 15,000 employees. 43%of LinkedIn employees are women, while 57% are men. The most common ethnicity at LinkedIn is White (53%). 18% of LinkedIn employees are Hispanic or Latino. 17% of LinkedIn employees are Asian. The average employee at LinkedIn makes $135,189 per year.

But what if you are not an employee eagerly awaiting to cash out all those options?

Well now you can immerse yourself in the LinkedIn Lifestyle Metaverse.

Join now to:

1. Get Linkedin fashion tips like embroidered fleece vests
2. Be featured in our LinkedIn Profile Picture of the Month
3. Get the complete unabridged dictionary with all the latest LinkedIn Linkspeak words like linkednews, sexlinks, cufflinks, etc
4. Order your set of golden cuffLinks
5. Get free videos on "How to go from LinkedIn to Hooked Up"
6. A boxed set of old Art Linkletter TV programs, including "Connections Say the Darndest Things"
7. Sign on to LinkedGPT to never have to write anything you share or post on LinkedIn yourself ever again. Just plug and play and turn on "Autopilot" under Settings.
8. Use quarantined suspicious requests and documents with an auto send button reporting them to your company office of truth.
9. Leisure and vacation ideas highlighting WiFI and internet access ratings
10. Buy Reid Hoffman merch and swag
11. Download a free subscription to "Saturday Night Linked" where, in 5 minutes, you can learn what you really can use instead of having to take a one-hour LinkedIn Learning course

1. Spend A Day in the LinkedIn Life
2. Get tips on how to be a great a panelists on one those interminably boring talking head LinkedIn posted webinars and podcasts. Google has made it easier than ever to start a podcast. Drop a file, link or text into its free NotebookLM tool, and you'll get an "entertaining, accessible" 10-minute conversation on that topic — completely AI-generated. The "audio overview," called Deep Dive, features a male and a female voice chatting about anything from Wikipedia pages to work notes. Deep Dive has a huge range of potential applications, including in education. On the flip side, as Axios notes, "these tricks quickly become mundane, and eventually dull and passé." Podcasts are already big business, with "SmartLess" turning into a $100 million juggernaut.
3. Buy LinkedIn Lifestyle+, our ad free premium subscription that will send you a lifetime feed of Infographics and articles about anything that has to do with money, since those are the posts that get the most impressions anyway.
4. You can now get a 10% discount on anything you buy at the LinkedIn Lifestyle store online, including our T-shirts with a large QR code of your LinkedIn profile on the front that you can wear to your next networking event, so you don't have to mess around with connecting to people if you are introverted.

Welcome to the LinkedIn Lifestyle. Submit your winning motivational or aspirational message now and win a free trip to LinkedIn Land, where everyone is honored and privileged to have won or is looking for help to find their next job after they were fired.

Arlen Meyers, MD, MBA is the President and CEO of the Society of Physician Entrepreneurs on Substack.