Weighing Industry Humor
ALL YEAR RESOLUTION
The best weigh you’ll ever lose
is the weight of other people’s opinion of you.
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BUSINESS
Weighing company opened doors
It is a small scale operation
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Why are circular scales better?
No need to cut corners for accuracy.
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COMPARATOR
What is heavier a liter of water or butane?
Water is heavier because butane is a lighter fluid.
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What is heavier 100 kg of feathers or 100 kg of steel?
Feathers since you have to carry the weight you did to the poor birds.
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Which has more mass 50 kg of gold or a 50 kg woman?
The woman, since they usually lie about it.
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METROLOGY
How much the wizard of Oz weighs?
28.349 523 1 g
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Overload truck driver to get his vehicle impounded
But that only adds more weight to it
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TECHNICAL
Why photons have no mass?
Because they are light
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When a liter of water is heavier than another liter of water?
When one is Dihydrogen monoxide and the other is Deuterium oxide
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