This Week's #Winners and #Losers

This Week's #Winners and #Losers

My weekly look back at who won and lost around the world.

UN General Assembly Week

Winner: Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi—met with both Clinton and Trump, enhancing his rep as a serious international powerbroker. #FlyOnTheWall

Loser: UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon—he may become president of South Korea next year, but he’s the least forceful UN Secretary General in history. #ThatBarIsLow 

Black History Week (Apparently)

Winner: US National Museum of African American History and Culture—13 years in the making, the Smithsonian opens its newest museum on the National Mall, complete with Harriet Tubman’s shawl and “whites only” bus stops from the 1950s. #AboutTime

Loser: Trump’s (former) Ohio Chair—Trump’s campaign chair in Ohio’s Mahoning County confidently declared this week that “I don’t think there was any racism until Obama got elected. We never had problems like this…” She was quickly fired and now has enough free time to visit the new museum. #WhyItsAboutTime

The Once-Upon-a-Time Front Runners

Winner: Hillary Clinton—displays real comedy chops by playing straight (wo)man to Zach Galifanakis. Add the fact that the video was recorded on the very day she was diagnosed with pneumonia. #ComedyCentrist

Loser: Jeb!—does a funny bit with Jimmy Kimmel for the Emmy’s…and gets upstaged by his father’s decision to vote for Hillary Clinton. BTW, Jeb! is still officially an undecided voter. #WhatUpWithThat

The Week in Death

Winner: New Zealand—social clubs are forming throughout the country that bring retirees together to build their own coffins. #NeverTooLateToMakeNewFriends

Loser: Japan—Amazon has partnered with a local start-up to offer priest delivery services to those who don’t have access to traditional Buddhist temples when a loved one passes. The move has sparked outrage amongst Buddhist leaders. Next Up: Robot Funerals. #FirstMoverOnLastRites

The Week in Survival

Winner: Russian three-year-old Tserin Dopchut—a toddler who wandered without a coat into a snow forest in Southern Siberia populated with bears and wolves was found safe three days later. #NoEncoreNeeded

Loser: Refugees in Greece—4,000 refugees were forced to flee the Moria refugee facility on Lesbos after a fire ripped through the camp, destroying the few possessions they had left. #NoRestForTheWeary

Banning Things

Winner: Switzerland— the Swiss parliament has voted to repeal a requirement that new dog owners have mandatory dog training that includes four hours of obedience classes and an hour of “theory.” Score one for disobedience. #YippyYoYippyYay

Loser: France—first La République came for the Burkinis. Now they’ve banned plastic cups and plates. #FranceIsNoPicnic

I Like Candy

Winner: Skittles—in response to an offensive tweet from Donald Trump Jr., Skittles’s parent company Wrigley responds: “Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy.” #TasteTheRainbowBeyotch

Loser: Kraft Caramels—Who even remembers that? #TweetMeTrump

Ian Bremmer is president of Eurasia Group, foreign affairs columnist at TIME and Global Research Professor at New York University. He will be teaching a course on Global Political Risk with other Eurasia Group faculty at NYU Stern from October 24-25. To learn more and register for the course, click here . You can also follow him on Twitter and Facebook.

Fiorenzo Arcadi

CEO at Toronto Hockey Store & Goalie Heaven Ltd.

8 年

The problem with Ian Bremmer, the man is always wrong. Ian is consistent.

Look forward to reading your reaction to the debate! I can't stop laughing.

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Joseph Lee

Trainer, Speaker, and Writer (not an industry leader, not particularly powerful, and not a bestselling author)

8 年

Loser:?Refugees in Greece—4,000 refugees were forced to flee the Moria refugee facility on Lesbos after a fire ripped through the camp, destroying the few possessions they had left. #NoRestForTheWeary I find it pretty offensive that you can create a column in which you identify winners and losers and write about refugees as 'losers.' Many of them have already lost everything, and are clinging to an existence that we can never imagine. Yea, they're losers, if you want to call them that. Perhaps the biggest loser on that count is the entire world that has done so little to help their fellow human beings. Maybe somewhere I don't know, you're doing tremendous stuff for the refugees. I wish you were, so you can send me a nasty note telling me that you're doing much more than I am. I wish you were, so that this is part of your goal to raise awareness to the issue, rather than to just get clicks.

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