"Weekend laughter: the real one!"

A hotel manager was chatting with a new guest who was a famous detective novelist. As they walked towards the elevator, the guest remarked, "I hope my stay here doesn't give me too much material for my next mystery novel!"

The manager smiled and replied, "Don't worry, the only mystery here is figuring out which of our ten pillows is the perfect one for your sleep!"

That evening at dinner, the guest mentioned he was struggling to choose a pillow. The waiter leaned in and whispered, "Sir, the real mystery is why we have more pillows than the local pillow store!"

The guest laughed, appreciating the humor, and thought, "Perhaps this hotel will make it into my book after all — as the place with the perfect pillow mystery!"