"Weekend laughter: the real one!"

A guest called the hotel operator late at night and whispered, “Hi, I need some help. I think someone is trying to get into my room!”

The operator, alarmed, asked, “Oh no! Are you safe? Can you describe what’s happening?”

The guest replied, “Well, they keep knocking, and when I don’t answer, they knock louder!”

The operator paused and then asked, “Sir, is it possible you ordered room service?”

There was a long silence before the guest muttered, “Oh… right. Should I tip them extra for the scare?”