"Weekend laughter: the real one!"

A couple checks into a fancy hotel and the bellhop warns them, "Just so you know, our restaurant is a bit unique—it's run by a former IT guy." Intrigued, the couple decides to dine there that evening. When they sit down, they're perplexed to find only two buttons on their table: Ctrl and Alt.

Puzzled, they press Ctrl, and the waiter immediately brings them water. Curious, they then press Alt. The waiter comes back, takes away their water without a word, and leaves.

The husband looks at his wife and says, "I guess to get the full menu, we need to press Delete and start over in another restaurant."