"Weekend laughter - the real one!"
Daniel P. Kipping
CCO Revzers || Sales & Commercial Specialist Partner inPerto || Business Mentor || Hotel Business Optimizer || Startup'er || * Helping hospitality companies realizing and capitalizing on its full potential *
A man checked into a grand hotel and after a long day of travel, decided to head down to the in-house restaurant for a meal. He sat down and was immediately overwhelmed by the massive menu. It had 20 pages, each listing countless dishes from all over the world.
He flagged down a waiter and asked, "Why is this menu so extensive?"
The waiter, puffed with pride, replied, "Our chef prides himself on being able to cook any dish from any country, sir."
Curious, the man said, "Okay, I challenge him. I'd like an elephant ear sandwich, please."
The waiter's face didn't even flinch. "Certainly, sir. But there's just a small waiting time of about two years."
The man, quite surprised, asked, "Two years?! Why so long?"
The waiter calmly replied, "We just need some time to grow the bread to fit the sandwich!"