Wednesdays Reminders

Wednesdays Reminders

Good Morning Friends,

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I hope Your week has been good to you. Wednesday is here to remind you that its time to look at the week’s events and make sure you’re still headed in the direction you planned for on Monday. If not you still have time to reassess and make it happen. I have shared this story before, but it bears repeating, with phones?and?social media, many times instead of talking to each other everyone is focused on their phones or other devices. As a society we've become obsessed with our phones and less communicative to those around us!?

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Let today be a day to have gratitude for our family.

- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.

- Anonymous

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How Much Do You Make An Hour?

With a timid voice and idolizing eyes, the little boy greeted his father as he returned from work, “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?” Greatly surprised, but giving his boy a glaring look, the father said: “Look, son, not even your mother knows that. Don’t bother me now, I’m tired.” “But Daddy, just tell me please!? How much do you make an hour,” the boy insisted.

The father finally giving up replied: ” Twenty dollars per hour.” “Okay, Daddy? Could you loan me ten dollars?” the boy asked. Showing restlessness and positively disturbed, the father yelled: “So that was the reason you asked how much I earn, right?? Go to sleep and don’t bother me anymore!”

It was already dark and the father was meditating on what he had said and was feeling guilty. Maybe he thought, his son wanted to buy something. Finally, trying to ease his mind, the father went to his son’s room.

“Are you asleep son?” asked the father. “No, Daddy. Why?” replied the boy partially asleep. “Here’s the money you asked for earlier,” the father said. “Thanks, Daddy!” rejoiced the son, while putting his hand under his pillow and removing some money. “Now I have enough! Now I have twenty dollars!” the boy said to his father, who was gazing at his son, confused at what his son just said. “Daddy could you sell me one hour of your time?”

- Author Unknown

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Wednesday's funnies..........

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The Whole Truth

At school Little Tommy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."


Little Tommy decided to go home and try it out. He went home, and as he was greeted by his

mother he said, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, "Just

don't tell your father."


Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father to get home from work, and greeted him with,

"I know the whole truth." Tommy's father promptly handed him $50 and said, "Please don't say a word to your mother!"


Very pleased, the boy was on his way to school the next day when he saw the mailman at his front door. Little Tommy greeted him by saying, "I know the whole truth."


The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his arms saying, "Then come give your daddy a big hug."

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