Wear the Future: Introducing the World’s First Full-Body Wearable

To rewrite the rules and change wireless for good, our team at T-Mobile has got to be ALL IN all the time. How else do you think we’ve come up with move after industry-shaking Un-carrier move – for four years running?! I constantly push our teams to fiercely guard our momentum. And we do! At T-Mobile, we don’t just say “We Won’t Stop” … we live it.

And today is no different than any other unstoppable day of never not stopping. Because today we introduce ANOTHER next-level, radical, unlimited, all-in, customer-first move. Today, we introduce T-Mobile ONEsie, the world’s first full body wearable.

Delivering the first true full body wearable has been a passion of ours for days. And today, it’s finally a reality. 

Let’s face it. Before today, all wearables were all basically total crap. Think about it. Today’s tiny wearables cover a only a tiny fraction of your body – yet claim to monitor your whole body. What B.S. How is that even possible? So now, we’ve pioneered a wearable that covers you head to toe. 

You can literally go ALL IN. Check it out: https://youtu.be/8SqTwIF4p64

With T-Mobile ONEsie, you get ludicrous volumes of biometric data. It’s like an always-on CAT scan. I’m talking petabytes of data pouring all over your body, every minute of every day and night. You may not need or even want comprehensive biometrics at your fingertips, but you’re gonna get it, because hey, that’s how the tech industry works. 

And of course, our engineers have pioneered advanced patent-pending 4G LTE nano-fibers, which we’ve woven right into the T-Mobile ONEsie. So you can literally wrap yourself in the nation’s fastest 4G LTE. And you’ll look like a hundred dollars while doing it.

Because now, with the push of a button, you can transform yourself into a Human Hotspot. You’ve never been this hot, this quickly. Which also makes it a great gift. I mean, who doesn’t want to be a hotspot? You’re welcome.

And it conveniently comes in one size to fit all! Just like T-Mobile ONE destroyed the pain point of guessing how much data you need, the T-Mobile ONEsie eliminates guessing what size you need. Choosing between S, M, L, XL is so “carrier” – the T-Mobile ONEsie just fits, because we SAY it fits. 

With the T-Mobile ONEsie, we’ve got you covered! Literally. 

I’m Chief Operating Officer at T-Mobile, and you can also follow me on Twitter @SievertMike.