!!!WE HAVE YOUR CAPTAIN!!!

!!!WE HAVE YOUR CAPTAIN!!!

Christian Fleming Christian Fleming

Christian Fleming

I’m the least IT like person you’re likely to meet! Would you like to join the IT happy league? Drop me a line on 01903 259923.

发布日期: 2023年2月10日
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Greetings, mere Earthling, it is I, Koloth of the Klingons. We’ve intercepted the Northstar Support Ship and have your precious Captain under our control.

To be honest, the seizure of the ship was easier than we thought. As we infiltrated the command centre, your Captain was so engrossed in a book called ‘An Expert’s Guide to Antivirus Software’, he didn’t hear us coming. Feeble, pre-warp humanoid. Now he has all the reading time in the world in our holding cells.

We’ve also seized his belongings which, my commander has told me, consists of a floppy disc, a Gizmo soft toy and this rather peculiar note which I’ve very kindly typed up for you. See, us Klingons aren’t that bad after all.

3 golden rules to follow with antivirus software for your business

1.??One is better than two. In other words, don’t install more than one antivirus product on your computer. It will slow your systems and weaken your resistance to cyber threats.

2.?Pay for proper software. Yes, you can get free versions of antivirus products, but your business deserves better than that. Splash out on top security.

3.?Renew. Renew. Renew. When that pop-up appears on your desktop to renew your antivirus software, do it straightaway. Your systems will thank you for it.

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Hmm, I must say, your Captain seems like a genuinely helpful IT expert, maybe I should let him go. What d’you think, LinkedIn-er? In the meantime, if you need IT support, his team can help you on 01903 259923.

Until the next time (if there is a next time). Click, click.

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