Vizlib Enters Into The .Next Phase!

KING OF PRUSSIA MALL, PA and LONDON, ENGLAND (FORMERLY PART OF THE EU) 1 APRIL, 2021 -- Vizlib, Ltd. has announced the completion of its acquisition of QlikTech, Inc's Qlik Sense analytics technology platform for $1,750 bitcoin net of cash subject to working capital and tax closing adjustments. The resulting technology and company will be renamed Vizlab. The acquisition positions Vizlab as the leading global provider of end-to-end data solutions from the back of the napkin to a random email request to polished analytical dashboard, accelerates Vizlab’s apparel strategy, and creates a clearer path to full sentience.

Vizlib and QuikTech’s complementary technologies and exceeding long-list of shared customers offer significant value to the Big (and Small) Data industry at large (or tiny). Additionally, the acquisition will allow Vizlab to create an entirely new technology deemed ThinksBot, which allows users to not just ask questions verbally, but actually wonder silently and get charts presented that more or less (probably less) answer some questions you might have had. Great for those of you with noisy and nosey co-workers at home. Exciting!

"For the last four years, our online freemium software has been concurrently mining bitcoins for every chart and visualisation (yes - we're British, so it's spelled with an 's') served up in Vizlib which has enabled us to complete this purchase of the QuikSense tech. " - CEO Martin "Satoshi" Mahler

Vizlab welcomes customers, partners, and the general public to their future headquarters in glorious Honolulu, Hawaii, which is set to open exactly 365 days from today.

And wait, there's more!

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Extensive research in colour palettes for our visualisations has led to yet another key relationship. Welcome this spring exclusively at King of Prussia Mall and some cafes at the west end of London in Mayfair (aside from Costa Coffee, yuck), the launch of:

VIZLIB X SEPHORA