Valentine Algorithm

I was on myself when writing this :)

<?php

# Valentine Algorithm
# Algorithm to propose to that fine babe
# Author: Adekunle Opeyemi (https://www.opeyemipaul.com)
# Date: Feb 14, 2016

//==========Start A Search for her

include 'connect.php';

$searchForHer = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM people WHERE gender='female' AND attribute='beautiful' limit 1");


if (mysql_num_rows($searchForHer) > 0){
    
    //Start the proposal module
    
    echo 'Hey babe, do you know you\'re the most beautiful person to me?';  //put in your ask out phrase here
    
    //========Now we write the expected answers here and handle them
    
    $herReply = '';            // This shows her reply after your speech has been made
    
    if ($herReply == "positive"){
        
        echo "Oh great! I can't explain how glad I am... What's your phone number?";             //======= Please note---- time to start spending has come :)
        
    } elseif ($herReply == "will_think_about_it"){
        
        echo "Ok, no problem... Just give me your number... I know it will be in the affirmative very soon";
        
        //======= Then you go start spending, calling, texting to show how much you love her :)
        
    } elseif ($herReply == "negative"){
        
        echo "Do you really mean it? But I do love you deeply.. please think about it dear..";
        echo "Can you give me your phone number, so I can get to be a better friend to you";
        
    } elseif ($herReply == "I_am_engaged"){
        
        echo "Oh! Alright! No wahala.. We can be better friends then";
        exit;
    } else {
    
        echo "Ok, I know I have to give you time to think about it";            //This depends on her body speech
        
    }
    
} else {
    echo 'Sorry bro, all ladies are not beautiful! :) :)';
}

exit;

?>