Useless Customer Service
Complements of Microsoft, Major US Airlines, Hertz Rent-a-Car, and many, many others.
It goes something like this:
"We’re sorry, we are experiencing an unusual number of calls today…."
"We apologize for the delay, but your call is important to us, and we will be with you shortly."
"We are sorry for the delay; your call is important to us. Please continue to hold and we will be with you shortly."
More fun!
I need to speak with a live person on phone support.
We are sorry, but your password is not working->please create a new password-> we are sending you a code to your email to change your password-> we are sorry, but your email can not be used-> please enter your phone number so we can verify you->please try your email to see the code we sent you-> Sorry, that email doesn’t work, we need a phone number to send you the code-> The phone number option is not currently working, please try your email option-> Please go online to address your question.
I need to speak with a live person on phone support.