UK's Toxic Political Climate Triggers Jacob Rees Smog.
Climate scientists and meteorologists have recently discovered a toxic source, which has surreptitiously descended into London from North Somerset, leaving a dark 'fusty old mist' reminiscent of 1850’s Dickensian London.
Experts are calling the 'shadowy' and 'lingering miasma' the ‘Jacob Rees Smog’. It reportedly contains highly dangerous and 'insidious' hot air, when mixed and circulated through other noxious elements, it can infect fair-minded UK voters to lean towards unhinged right-wing policies.
Dr Angie O’Gram from London’s - Cor Blimey Climate Clinic said...
"The chemical content of the ‘Jacob Rees Smog’ particularly targets elderly Daily Mail readers, and has led to an alarming rise in disgruntled middle-class baby-boomers walking around leafy suburbs unattended, angrily mumbling about 'lefty lawyers', small boats, and something about the 'Snowflake Wokerati'?"
It’s believed that toxic emissions have been released after a fracking trial was carried out in a deprived working-class rural area just before the Brexit vote in 2016, triggering helpless locals to vote Tory for the first time in their lives.
Many Southerners are absolutely terrified to death, and moreover, are desperately concerned how it might affect house prices in their area. London cabbie, Arthur Sixpence said..
“The 'Rees Smog' is playing havoc with visibility. You can’t see out the car window for bloody European laws, and immigrants coming here in their droves to steal our jobs.”
As the Tories fail to register any positive policies with voters, this Summer, England is bracing itself for the toxic right-wing 'Rees Smog' shit storm, that many are calling 'El Nanny'
The World Health Organisation has added that...
"At the moment, the 'Rees Smog' is entirely confined to England, and thankfully 'Brexit' and 'British sovereignty' appears to be restricting its freedom of movement."