Trumps First Night In The White House

On the first night he spends in the White House he is visited by the ghost of George Washington.

He asks him,"George what can I best do to serve the United States?" 

The ghost of George Washington says,"Never tell a lie."

He says,"I don't think I can do that." 

The next night, he is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.

He asks him, "Tom, what can I best do to serve the United States?"

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson says,"Don't bully the people."

He says,"Oh I don't think I can do that."

On the third night he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

He asks him, "Abe,what can I best do to serve the people of the United States?"

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln says,"Go see a play."