True Crime Vibes & Real Security

I know I’m not the only one... ...who binges Crime Junkie and dries their hair to the sweet sound of Morbid. And let’s be real—you’ve definitely folded laundry while streaming the latest netflix true crime thriller.

Our weird obsession with the creepy-crawly fringes of society has officially taken over, shaping how we see reality one ominous whisper at a time.

Now, picture this through your armchair expert’s spy glass: a dimly lit parking lot, maybe a hint of fog swirling at ground level, mysterious figures lurking in the shadows, and whispers you can’t quite make out. Suddenly, Unsolved Mysteries theme song starts playing in your head.

Sounds like the opening scene of a true crime series, right? Nope. Just a regular Tuesday at Towner HQ.

Prime Suspects in the Case of “Who Slammed the Front Door”

We’ve been borderline obsessed with our security footage ever since we installed our first cameras. And by “obsessed,” I mean they’ve become our go-to source of office entertainment.

We catch everything—conversations, antics, and sometimes things we can’t quite explain. Whenever you hear someone yell, “CHECK THE CAMERAS!” in our office, you know you’re about to witness something legendary.

Like Keith’s award-winning parking lot performance—twice. Yes, twice. The man has a special relationship with gravity, and our cameras caught every glorious moment:

• Keith’s Ice Capades: A Slippery Spectacle
• Keith V. Swing

Other gems we’ve caught include:

• Amanda talking to what we hope was a ghost.
• Me scaring a potential new hire (spoiler: they didn’t get the job).
• Dennis breaking into an impromptu dance while singing to himself.
• The drunk guys who stole a forklift and drove it straight out of the building across the street. (That’s a felony, folks.)

Honestly, I could go on, but you're not here for that.

WHAT THE TECH IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

While Keith’s struggles with walking are pure comedy, our cameras do so much more than entertain. They’re the OGs of business security, working overtime to keep everything safe, secure, and under control.

I'll break it down:

• Accountability in 4K: Cameras don’t lie. Whether it’s a late-night package thief, a “wasn’t my fault” fender bender, or the new guy sneaking out early, they catch it all.
• Peace of Mind, 24/7: With customized notifications, your building is never truly empty. Like that time a guy stole a soda from 7-Eleven and decided to drink it on our dock (true story and we're sure he was doing other things).
• Evidence That Matters: Crystal-clear footage eliminates any “he said, she said” nonsense and provides real proof when it’s needed most.

Why Towner’s Cameras Are Next-Level

Today’s cameras? They’re insanely advanced. They’ll catch every detail—license plates, sweat on an eyebrow, or Keith’s face frozen mid-fall. (Sorry, Keith. Again.)

And my favorite feature? You can talk through them. This can be used for good or… evil. Naturally, I lean toward evil. Case in point: one weekend, Jackson forgot his laptop at the office. As soon as the cameras notified me, I waited until he was halfway to his desk, then used the intercom to deliver a message that made his heart stop for just a second. Totally worth it. Highly recommend.

Oh, and the video quality? Spot. On. These snapshots scream First 48! My personal favorite feature is filtering by face—you can literally see the whites of a "suspect’s" eyes. Other times, I filter by car to screenshot the license plate of that Chevy truck rummaging through our Big Brothers Big Sisters donation box. (I see you, KS 038ADQ2. I hear you, too.)

Yes, Keith’s Falls Are Funny. But Keeping Your Business Safe? Non-Negotiable.

I know, security cameras don’t exactly scream excitement. But they’re essential. They’re like your business’s invisible bodyguards, quietly protecting what’s yours and occasionally providing content that (fingers crossed) goes viral on YouTube (so none of us have to work any more because we've gotten filthy rich off of being influencers).

The world’s unpredictable, and while some of us are thirsty for a little telenovela action, cameras are the thing that brings piece of mind to the unknown. They give you the freedom of that comes from knowing, not guessing. They keep your corner of the world calm, collected, and completely under control. And if they happen to catch something hilarious to lighten the mood? Bonus points.

The world’s weird. Your security shouldn’t be. Get cameras. Protect your business. And if your parking lot ends up looking like the set of a crime drama? Tag me—I’ll bring popcorn.

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