Tri-State Employers - What Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield and Others Say About Buying Your Workers' Comp Insurance Thru BGES Group

Here’s what these iconic comedians might say about why Tri-State business owners should get their Workers’ Compensation Insurance through Gary Wallach, owner of BGES Group, with a focus on the boutique-style service and avoiding those awful hold times:?

??? 1.?????? Larry David: “You ever call an insurance company and end up on hold for 45 minutes? That’s like being in purgatory. With Gary, it’s like a doctor’s house call. He shows up, solves your problem, and you don’t even have to leave the couch. Perfect!”

??? 2.?????? Jerry Seinfeld: “What’s the deal with insurance agencies? You call, and all you get is, ‘Please hold, your call is very important to us.’ Important? If it was important, they’d answer! Gary doesn’t make you wait—he’s like a mom-and-pop shop, but for your insurance!”

??? 3.?????? Rodney Dangerfield: “I tell ya, these big agencies, they don’t respect you. They put you on hold for so long, by the time they pick up, you forgot why you called! Gary? Now he respects you—he’ll talk to you like you’re his only customer.”

??? 4.?????? Don Rickles: “Look, sweetheart, you could go with one of those factory insurance places—if you like talking to a robot. Or you could go with Gary at BGES, and actually talk to a human being. Revolutionary idea, right?”

??? 5.?????? George Carlin: “You know what I hate? Calling some insurance ‘megacorp’ and getting stuck in an endless loop of ‘press 1 for more options.’ Gary? He picks up the phone. He’s like the last honest guy in insurance, like a house call from the ’50s.”

??? 6.?????? Eddie Murphy: “Man, you ever call one of those big agencies and they hit you with that ‘your call is very important to us’ nonsense? Please! With Gary, he’s like, ‘Hey, what’s up? Let’s fix this.’ That’s boutique service, baby!”

??? 7.?????? Larry David: “Most agencies are like a factory—they treat you like a cog in the wheel. Gary at BGES? He treats you like a human being! It’s like you’re the only one in the room, and that’s the way it should be.”

??? 8.?????? Jerry Seinfeld: “You know why you go to Gary? Because when you call, you don’t have to ‘press 1 for workers’ comp, 2 for liability.’ No, you call Gary, and Gary just picks up. It’s like calling your friend, but your friend can actually help.”

??? 9.?????? Rodney Dangerfield: “I got no respect from those big agencies—they made me wait so long, I thought they forgot about me! But Gary? He calls you back, he shows up, he takes care of you like family. Finally, some respect!”

??? 10.???? Don Rickles: “Why would you go to one of those agencies with a million clients? You’re just another number to them! Gary? He remembers your name, your birthday, probably even what you had for lunch. That’s service.”

??? 11.???? George Carlin: “You ever get stuck in one of those phone trees with the big insurance companies? Yeah, that’s the seventh circle of hell. Gary’s not like that. Gary answers the phone, and you’re not stuck screaming at a machine.”

??? 12.???? Eddie Murphy: “Most insurance agencies are like fast food—quick, cheap, and no soul. Gary? He’s like a five-star chef making you a custom meal. You feel special, and your insurance actually fits!”

??? 13.???? Larry David: “Going with Gary is like avoiding the DMV of insurance. No lines, no waiting, just straight answers. And no hold music. Thank God.”

??? 14.???? Jerry Seinfeld: “Why Gary? Because when you’re with BGES, it’s like having a personal concierge for your insurance. No more ‘pressing 1,’ no more ‘waiting for an agent’—just Gary, taking care of business.”

??? 15.???? Rodney Dangerfield: “I finally found someone who doesn’t put me on hold for 20 minutes. Gary at BGES? He’s like family, and trust me, in insurance, that’s priceless.”

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BGES Group – Your Workers’ Compensation Experts

Call?Gary Wallach?at?914-806-5853?or email?[email protected]?for boutique service, personal attention, and no annoying hold music!

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BGES Group is one of New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut's Construction Insurance Specialists representing 50+ companies, including all the BEST general & umbrella liability programs. We offer all the coverage needed, including property, builders' risk, inland marine, general liability, umbrella liability, auto, bid & performance bonds, workers' compensation, N.Y.S. disability, and group health.? Our commitment to you goes?beyond?the policies we?provide. We are always just a call, text, or email away, ready to assist you, even?on?weekends. We understand the importance of your business and are here to help?you navigate any insurance challenges.?

BGES Group are?Workers' Compensation Insurance Specialists for Tri-State Business Owners: Unhappy with your rates, company, being canceled, losses causing difficulty getting coverage, in the middle of an audit dispute, misclassified payrolls, or?whatever your issue. We can help!? We have special programs for Auto Services, Contractors (especially in New York), Limousine Services, Logistics Companies, Manufacturers, Recyclers, and?Truckers; we can help ANY tri-state business owner. We are considered "Preferred Agents" for this one program that, if we can get you into, their pricing is excellent, offers long-term coverage stability, and can cover multi-state operations. The program takes the hassle out of doing annual audits, too.??

If you want to speak with us, call Gary Wallach at 914-806-5853, click?here to email, or visit our website.

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Company: BGES Group, 216A Larchmont Acres West, Larchmont, NY?10538

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