Top Ten “Star Wars” Business Acronyms

10.     YODA – You’re On toDay’s Agenda

Usage Example: “You might want to leave town YODA, this can’t be good…”

 9.     FORCE – Fix Our Revenue Collecting Engine

Usage Example: “Look Bill, if you don’t use the FORCE, we’ll go out of business.”

 8.     HAN SOLO – Have A Novel Selling Opportunity to Lean On

Usage Example: “Did you come up with that HAN SOLO all by yourself?”

 7.     JEDI – Just Exited Dead Investment

Usage Example: “It’s tax loss season, I had to go JEDI on my portfolio.”

6.     DARK SIDE – Don’t Allow Reality to Kick in, Simply Ignore and Drink Everyday

Usage Example: “I was worried about going broke until I joined the DARK SIDE.”

5.     LUKE – Look Up, Keep alErt

Usage Example: “Careful, I hear the boss is on the warpath LUKE.”

4.     SKYWALKER – Some dorK Yapped, We’re All Losing those Key Expense Reimbursements

Usage Example: “It’s hard to image why SKYWALKER had his tires slashed…”

3.      JABBA – Just Announced Baby/Birthday Alert

Usage Example: “Head’s up, here comes another JABBA card to sign…”

2.     CHEWBACCA – Couldn’t Hear Every Word Because some A$$es Commented ConstAntly

Usage Example: “Sorry, I missed that part. I had a couple of Chewbaccas behind me.”

1.     VADER – Volume and Demeanour Equal Results

Usage Example: “If you want to be successful, you’re going to have to manage your VADER better.”

Neil Belenkie is a serial entrepreneur, CEO of The $2000 Coffee and COO of  Your Ultimate Speech