The Testimonials You Want

So excited to be able to share testimonials like these from my clients

"I worked with Adam for over a year, and it radically shifted my entire perspective on not just my life and how I show up in it, but also the way matter is formed, and the entire theory of quantum thermodynamics. I totally believe in dragons now!"

-- Yet another very satisfied client

"Honestly, I guess it was pretty cool. At first, I thought Adam was kind of a dick, but then he told me I was wrong about that, and I started to see things in a different light. He told me I was wrong about a lot of things, and that really made a difference in my life. Now I'm never wrong about things and I've overcome that in all vectors of my life."

-- Gratefully Humbled

"There was this hill that I kept getting stuck on in my life. Adam helped me by standing behind me and shouting at me until I actually climbed over the hill. Now, when I see that hill, I think to myself 'If I don't climb this, Adam will scream at me'. I just avoid taking that route home these days. What a breakthrough!"

-- Living Flat

"That's annoying to me, since I didn't actually encounter any hills in my journey with Adam. We mostly just talked on the phone. I think one time he called me a rube."

-- Ruby Roljer

"Well, you should get that sorted out. If you aren't encountering any hills, maybe you live in the prairies?"

-- Helpfully Flat

"Look buddy, I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about, and how dare you presume to know where I live? Maybe I live in a place where there are tons of hills, and I was just already really good at not stopping on them and whining about the hills. You ever think of that, pal?"

-- Roljer the Ready

"Whoa, take it easy homie. I was just trying to be helpful and share some of the great wisdom Adam gave me, like 'If you don't believe in hills, you'll never get stuck on one'. Now I don't believe in hills at all and I've never ever been stuck on one."

-- Keep it Flat Pat

"Hey guys, it seems like you might be getting a little off course here. This was meant to be some testimonials about Adam, and I think you're missing the point if you're using this work to stop believing in things. Like I said, I totally believe in dragons now and life has never been better."

-- Keith "Twin Dragon" Mantart

"Okay, look Keith, believing in dragons is stupid, and so is your last name. We sat down together, and thought about it, and even if we don't see eye-to-eye on hills, we both agree that you're a dingus."

-- Ruby and Flatman

"Okay, whoa, guys, I'm just trying to get us all on track. I think the point of these testimonials is to sort of talk about what's cool and what you got from the work. Like, take me for example. Since starting to believe in dragons, I now have nothing to fear, because I just ask myself, 'Would it be scarier for me to do this presentation, or for a giant dragon to tear the roof off this building, breathe molten hot flame on my face, and then eat me while I'm still on fire?'"

-- Hopefully Helpful Twin Dragon

"Nice try hiding your ridiculous last name behind your nickname, Mantart. Here's our testimonial: since working with Adam, we've made new friends, and no longer take advice from mantarts. Our lives are better and sometimes we have hills in our lives but we just shout and then things are better. Suck it Mantart."

-- Satisfied Ruby and Flatman