????♂?Tequila Heists, Spelling Debates, Stop Flipping?? , Holy Bourbon??, ??and Single Malt

???♂?Tequila Heists, Spelling Debates, Stop Flipping?? , Holy Bourbon??, ??and Single Malt

This week's gambit covers subjects from the Papal hand to the DIY infusions; from thieves to orthography.

Fascinating.

But for me, the jewel of the week goes to the Buckeye State—legislation introduced to end the “secondary” market. Let’s ignore that Ohio is a controlled liquor state.

Okay, let’s not.

The biggest drivers of black-market bourbon are the CONTROLLED LIQUOR STATES. (Perplexity told me so.) Consider: Ohio’s controlled liquor system, with its fixed MSRP and limited availability, fuels the bourbon secondary market. Rare bottles sell out quickly, creating a scarcity that resellers exploit to flip for hefty profits, turning fairness into a flipper’s paradise. If State Sen. Bill DeMora really wants to end standing in line, he should focus on dissolving the Ohio Division of Liquor Control.

"... It wouldn’t require all liquor bottles to be opened when purchased – only “allocated” bottles of limited-release, selectively distributed bourbons..."

That’s right. His proposal suggests that each sale of an “allocated” bottle be opened and resealed at the time of purchase. Beyond the logistical challenges of opening and recorking—or gasp, re-waxing(?), this approach is a frail attempt to address only a symptom, not the cause. Typical.

Maybe divine intervention can help. The papal seal is certainly raising the price of bottled libations. Gotta love the one with the biggest hat.

Another debate about “whiskey v. whisky” emerges—and by the time you figure out that quandary, enter stage left, American Single Malt Whiskey. What the hell is that?

Bourbon season is upon us—it always is.

Imbibe and enjoy.

g????


Whiskey Tap Marketing: Tequila Thieves and Clever Pricing ???♂??? It’s not every day you see tequila thieves bungling their booze grab, but here we are. As Bourbon Banter hilariously recounts, a group of would-be tequila bandits targeted the wrong bottles—grabbing low-value plonk while leaving premium stock untouched. Meanwhile, marketing brilliance is spotlighted with brands leveraging scarcity to hike pricing, leaving us all thirsty and broke. Whether it’s misplaced priorities or power moves, this tale shows the stakes are high, even when the heist is low. Lesson of the day? Know your product—or at least Google it before going all heist mode.


Whiskey Tap Spelling Bee: Whiskey vs. Whisky ???? Does the “e” in whiskey make it extra? Turns out, the answer is a spirited blend of history and geography. The Manual dives into the origins of the whiskey vs. whisky debate, tracing it to linguistic splits between Irish and Scottish producers. Adding a splash of confusion are the Americans, who generally favor the “e.” Beyond the spelling, the differences reflect regional pride and tradition. Call it what you want, but let’s agree—if it’s good, it deserves a proper toast.


Whiskey Tap Legislation: Bourbon Buyers Beware ???? Imagine popping into a store for a rare bourbon bottle only to find it unsealed on purchase. A proposed Ohio bill might make that scenario mandatory, sparking fiery debate among collectors and casual sippers alike. Supporters claim this will curb flipping, while critics argue it ruins the collector value. Could this law spill over to other states? Stay tuned. Guess we’ll all think twice before chasing that unicorn bottle.


Whiskey Tap Holy Spirits: Pope-Signed Bourbon on Auction ???? How do you top bourbon signed by a master distiller? Make it Pope-approved. WKYT reports that bottles autographed by Pope Francis are hitting the auction block. This holy grail of bourbon is sure to tempt collectors and believers alike, with proceeds heading to a worthy cause. Whether you're a saintly sipper or just a fan of divine branding, this bottle is a miracle in the making. Heavenly whiskey? Don’t mind if I do.


Whiskey Tap Trends: What Is American Single Malt? ?????? Move over Scotch—American single malt is carving out its own niche. Men’s Journal explores the rise of this distinct category, defined by its malted barley base and American innovation. Producers are marrying Old World techniques with New World flair, creating unique flavor profiles that are putting the industry on notice. If bourbon’s your jam but you’re craving a malted twist, this might just be your next favorite pour. Single malt, double the intrigue—welcome to the new frontier.


Closing Toast:

"To thine own dram be true!"

To the wisdom of whiskey, the folly of thieves, and the Pontiff's own John Hancock.

Cheers, g????


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