The Tao Of Heffalump Hunts

By Tao (and as he told it to me)

Prelude

Eeyore : You're searching in the wrong direction!

       (Looks on in alarm)

       I am telling you, that's the wrong direction!

       (Getting desperate)

       Wrong way! Wrong way!

       (Raises his hoofs in dismay)

       They are gone in the wrong way.

Scene 1

Act 1

(After some blissfully quiet steps)

Piglet : Pooh.. Do you think.. Is it possible..

Pooh : Yes, Piglet?

Piglet : Can we, maybe, be Searching in The Wrong Direction?

Pooh : Searching?

Act 2

Piglet : Yes, yes.. in The Wrong Direction?

Pooh : We are not Searching for anything...

Piglet : We are not?

      (Thoughtful mode) No Heffalumps?

      (Stammering) We are not going to find the Heffalumps, Pooh?

      (Looks at Pooh hopingly)

Act 3

Pooh : Oh yes, we are. 

      (Beams brightly at Piglet)

      We don't search for Heffalumps, 

      We just walk, enjoy the view 

      - to The North Pole, to The South Pole

      That's how we'll find Heffalumps.

Act 4

Piglet : (Brightening) 

      Oooh! 

    (Thoughtful) 

      Are we going to The East Pole and The West Pole too, Pooh?            

      No one's been there before!

Act 5

Pooh : Certainly, if you want to! (Throws a Careless Bear Smile)

Piglet : Yes! Yes! Yes! (Hops, Skips and Jumps)

And Many More Scenes And Acts

And by the end, Pooh and Piglet certainly shared a life together with bountiful of Heffalumps, if one truly knows what they are

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Posted 23rd April 2014 by Flameater Flameater