Take Two Jokes and Go To Work

Funny Jokes to Take to Work ??

The Natural Stress Buster ?

These funny jokes to take to work are a natural stress buster.? Throughout the ages, it has been said that laughter is the best medicine.? I’m sure we all could use a dose of that good medicine right about now. Take a break and take two jokes to the office to share the fun.

Funny Jokes from the Office

Basically, funny jokes can be found all throughout the workday.? For instance, when I was a younger worker, I could swoop down and pick up a dropped pen or piece of paper and keep on walking like nothing happened.? Fast-forward 20 years; now, when I bend down to pick something up, I look around and think, what else can I get while I’m down here? I knew I would be working more than 40 hours a week at the office.? On my first day of work they issued me a badge, laptop and sleeping bag. Yesterday was Bring You Daughter to Work Day. Or, as I like to refer to it, Marry Rich or This is How You’ll End up Day.

Story Jokes are Funny

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff.? He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York.? Also, he has a better education than a sheriff from West Virginia.? The sheriff asks for license and registration.? The lawyer asks, “What for?” The sheriff responds, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”? The lawyer says, “I slowed down and no one was coming.” “You still didn’t come to a complete stop.? License and registration please,” said the sheriff impatiently.? The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket.? If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”? The sheriff says, “That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle.”? The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it.? The sheriff says, “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”

Silly Jokes

Silly jokes aren’t just for the young at heart.? A good set of silly jokes can be flung like rapid zingers. Consider the following silly short jokes: I work for a good cause, ‘cause I need the money.? I don’t drink coffee at work, it keeps me awake.? Q) What do you call a cow with no legs? A) Ground beef Q) Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? A) Because they taste funny. Q) What kind of exercises do lazy people do? A) Diddly-squats

Bosses are Funny

My boss thinks his grey hair makes him look distinguished.? Well, it is true that it distinguishes him from the younger looking people. ?Our boss is getting nicer, we can tell because people are starting to wave at him with all five fingers.? My boss has different colored eyes, two of them are green.? My boss told me I dressed better ten years ago.? I don’t know why, I still wear the same clothes.

Keep on Laughing

In the same way that laughter reduces stress levels, it also increases circulation and muscle relaxation.? When circulation is increased, more oxygen reaches the brain, which, in turn, can enable people to think more clearly.? To keep the funny coming buy a joke book, watch a funny show, go see a stand-up comedienne in your area or test that brain of yours and see if you can write your very own funny joke.

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