Surviving the Office Hangover While In The Office

Ah, the classic "Monday Morning Blues," except it's not just blues; it's a symphony of nausea, pounding headaches, and regrettable life decisions from last night. We've all been there, staring at the computer screen with the intensity of a detective solving a murder mystery, wishing someone would draw the blind or dim the lights. If only wearing shades was an office thing to do. now the only mystery we're solving is how we managed to consume that many tequila shots or whatever your poison was.

?Picture this - You're sitting at your desk, the fluorescent lights are brighter than usual, and every keyboard click feels like a hammer to the head. The telephones ringing, people taking, the pounding of heels across the floor. You nod along in meetings, hoping nobody notices the deep-seated desire to crawl under your desk and take a nap. Congratulations, my friend, you've got a hangover!

Symptoms and Strategies

Now, let's address the elephant in the room, or this case, the throbbing headache. You might feel as if a small gremlin has taken residence in your skull, tap-dancing its way to infamy. Fear not! Hydration is your knight in shining armor. Guzzle down water like it's the elixir of life (spoiler alert: it kind of is). Where -the pantry, cold water works best for heartburn and dehydration. And while you're at it, munch on some snacks to replenish those lost nutrients. You may not feel like eating but trust me from experience it helps. Grab something as simple as chocolate. Hope you check if you are allergic before you try this hack. Your body will thank you, and so will your coworkers who don't want to hear your stomach rumbling during the morning meeting.

The Office Arsenal

·?????? Coffee - In times of crisis, look around your office; you'll find treasures hidden in plain sight. Coffee, the nectar of productivity, is your best friend. The caffeine infusion will jolt your system awake faster than you can say "Double shot latte, please."

·?????? Mints - Don’t underestimate the power of a breath mint; I have a friend who carries cloves from home in his pocket. Besides giving him that free mouth feeling it's also in a way good for your teeth. It's like a tiny spa for your mouth, refreshing your senses one minty spicy burst at a time.

·?????? Earphones - "Nope, music aren’t going to help you, my friend." Use earphones and switch to noise cancellation. Drown the ambiance around you until your system slowly seeps back to normal.

·?????? Lunch Break -Use your lunch break to catch up on some sleep if you have a relaxation room or breakout area. Even ten minutes can do you wonders.

·?????? Water - I know I mentioned this earlier but I cannot stress how crucial water is to your recovery. Make use of the water tank in the pantry. There is no end to how much you can fill up. But do take intervals to maintain that water balance ratio as too much of everything is bad.

·?????? Pills - Though not recommended for everyday use. There are those times when you can't bear the hangover taxi that just did a hit-and-run at you. Get a pill from your med bay or office reception wherever the first aid is for your headache. Let them know you have a headache no need to get into the details of it. Take one tablet that should do the trick.

*Tip - Stay away from noisy or chatty colleagues for that day you may not be in the best of moods to treat them with the same courtesy and nature generally do. Stay away from strong-scented perfumes or people who dip themselves heavy in cologne as this may trigger your headache.

Ordering in for the Win

Sometimes, the office supplies just won't cut it, and you need reinforcements. Enter the food delivery apps, your trusty sidekick in times of gastronomic distress. Whether it's a hearty breakfast burrito or a greasy slice of pizza, let the culinary cavalry rescue you from the depths of your hangover. Ordering a lime soda salted can do wonders.

Hangover Cure Recipes for When You Get Home

But what about when you finally make it home, collapsing onto your couch in a state of utter defeat? Fear not, for I bring you the elixirs of hangover recovery-

1.?????? The Almighty Bloody Mary - A concoction of tomato juice, vodka, and a splash of Tabasco to kickstart your senses.

2.?????? The Magical Lemon Water - Squeeze the juice of half a lemon into a glass of water for a refreshing detox.

3.?????? The Comforting Chicken Soup -Grandma's remedy for everything, including hangovers. Warm, soothing, and packed with goodness.

Charles Bukowski, "Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standards of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall." So embrace the joggle, my friends, and remember, the hangover may be temporary, but the memories (or lack thereof) are forever.

?Now go forth, my brave warriors of the jungle, and enjoy your day! Dare I say - "Cheers."