Surgeon and King Trump at Work
What is Trump doing today? Well, one thing is sure—he’s got your box. This complex, enigmatic, yet transparent and telegraphic leader, known for his straight-shooting style and flexible relationship with truth and the groping of women’s privities, recently eviscerated Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, accusing him of war-mongering and attempting to drag America into conflict after losing over a million soldiers. Yet, in a seemingly contradictory move, Trump previously kowtowed to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, another leader accused of war-mongering, and even vowed to involve American troops in Israel’s defense.
Thus, to some, Trump is executing a masterful plan to Make America Great Again, while to others, he is defrocking America, systematically dismantling any remnants of manhood left in Democratic leadership. And let’s not forget—he has something in store for both Trumper and Never-Trumper women alike. Did you see the photo of boxes being loaded onto the plane? Trump retrieved all the boxes he was charged with taking from the White House after his first term, ensuring that his legacy—whatever that may be—remains firmly in his grasp.