The Sugar Huffs? Mascot Search
By Anthony Jaffe & Chris Lindland

The Sugar Huffs? Mascot Search

As you're undoubtedly aware, Bugsy Bear? will be stepping down as the smiling, sweating face of Sugar Huffs? after a string of high-profile embarrassments. So what’s next for America’s favorite flavored breakfast crystals? (Per the FDA, we cannot legally refer to Sugar Huffs as “cereal.”)

Three words: REBUILDING CONSUMER TRUST.

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Following recent events, we concluded that immediate and drastic action was needed to ensure the integrity of this keystone brand. To recap:

  • October: Millions of Bugsy Halloween costumes are recalled when children report feelings of euphoria and god-like invincibility after inhaling plastic-mask fumes.
  • November: Our Bugsy balloon becomes untethered at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and promptly mauls Elmo to shreds.
  • February: A sex tape featuring Bugsy and Grimace emerges from Mascot-Con and soon eclipses Pam & Tommy in total views.
  • And the final straw: Dismayed cereal lovers inundate our customer hotline for weeks, convinced that Bugsy is a Russian circus bear.?

In response, Leading National Brand is now seeking a wholesome and dynamic new mascot for Sugar Huffs, one whose reputation is as golden as the foodstuffs they represent. We’re sharing the first four concepts with you today; feedback and suggestions welcome!

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Want a free sample of the future? Visit leadingnationalbrand.com.





Kathy Klotz-Guest MA, MBA

Rigid to Remarkable? culture so leaders & teams ?? Creativity, Performance, Innovation | Strategic humor | Keynote Speaker, MC, Author | Keeping it Human? | Ex-Tech Exec, Comedian | Media: humor @ work

2 年

Sugar crystals!!!!!!!! LOL.

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I love woke'ing up with Sugar Huffs. Thanks, LNB for helping my favorite breakfast cereal stay ahead of this PR disaster.

Anthony Jaffe

Writer / Editor / Content Strategist

2 年

Are we overlooking mascot possibilities from the shellfish world?

Pablo O'Brien

Professional fiduciary, trustee and client advocate

2 年

Replacing an American icon like Bugsy Bear is just the latest example of pinko cancel culture! {Insert rambling diatribe here}

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