The story of the day I was born, by, Christian Mc*y Mazze

This is the story of the day I was born! It was June 6th, I was already 3 day's late, I use to be late for everything, now I'm early! When I was born I didn't cry, I was too shy to cry in front of strangers! Daddy said the doctor said I will make up for it later on, Daddy always wanted to call him and tell him he was right, I more than made up for it! Daddy had to leave to go to his school Horace Mann it was Graduation Day! He left his wife and newborn baby girl to rush to his students Graduation Day! On the way back to our Garden Complex a policeman stopped him for speeding to give him a ticket, he said his wife just gave birth to his daughter, then the policeman asked for proof, Daddy luckily had my birth card with my name height and weight on it! I was 6 pounds 14 oz and 21 inches! The policeman was amazed his wife just gave birth in the same hospital to a baby girl too, he said this was just a warning and to be more careful and drive slower! Daddy had to change into his suit and tie, they left in a hurry because my Mommy went it to labor, they probably just threw on something comfortable! When he finally got to school and told everyone his wife just had a baby, they said "Why are you here, why did you come to school, why aren't you with them"? I think he went for the cookies, cake and to brag, he did love his school! Back at the hospital, the nurse had told my Mom not to get up and to stay in bed, she didn't listen, she did get up and fainted on the floor, I think she lost a lot of blood giving birth, I was her first baby! I was born in 2 hours only, I was a quick delivery! I was born in Saint Agnus Hospital, 3 nuns blessed me, then they gave my parents and all the new parents a free steak dinner to celebrate! They also gave a plaque about little girls, saying there made of sugar and spice and everything nice! They even took my first photo! My Mom was discharged 3 days later, when Daddy was carrying me up the stairs, he said he was holding me tight, so afraid he would drop me! He had a carseat for me, but didn't take the baby carrier seat! He said I was all nice and clean and then I needed my diaper changed, my parents didn't know how to or what to do, they had to call the building super's wife! We were on the 2nd floor, even at age 6 I could change my cabbage patch kids diaper, I told Daddy that too! Well she changed me and they watched and learned! We only stayed there a year after I was born, because the people on the bottom floor didn't like my crying and the 2 am feedings! They heard Daddy pacing the floor with me! I had great lungs for a little baby, I wonder if I kept everybody up! Mommy said the house was my 1 year old birthday present, we lived here ever since! This house was built in 1954 and had a few owners before us! My parents slept with me in the double twin bed! I had my own bedroom wth a very nice crib and mobile, toys, but no-one could get any sleep I wouldn't stop crying! I couldn't say then why, but I know why, I was scared, sad and lonely! I had separation anxiety, I felt unloved and rejected! I guess I felt safe, loved and secure in my parents bed, except I told Daddy he coulda crushed me, rolled over on me, I coulda feel in the middle of the bed and got hurt! He said he had no choice or no-one would get any sleep! He had trouble moving me out, I sleep there most of my childhood a few times I actually slept in my own bed, which was a great accomplishment for me, I remember a few times when I was age 7! But mostly even as a 7 year old I cried, I was scared of ghosts, monsters and felt unloved! I rarely cried too as a child, I didn't like to show my emotions then! I slept in there bed as a teenager sometimes, he tried to put me in the hall next to his rom on a blanket, it was hard to sleep in my own bed! I said once I'll do it when I'm 11, it felt like 11 was so far off and would never come, I wish it never came! I liked being a cute, happy little kid!