STILL LOOKING FOR ANSWERS!

I've been forwarded this and am unsure who wrote it, but it must be shared:)

I am __ years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out, Where's The Beef, How to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps, why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton. Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's, why "abbreviated" is such a long word or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons. Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"... Where's that extra penny going? Why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? And what would you do for a Klondike bar? You know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart... Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?

STAY WARM AND SAFE AND KEEP LAUGHING!