Steve Ballmer's mindfulness retreat #2
The sound of one Steve clapping

Steve Ballmer's mindfulness retreat #2

<Satire = true>

A continuation of Steve's diary fragments #1:

DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! or as I now say with newfounded levels of supreme self control: developers, developers, developers!!!!!!!!!
Who said old dog can't learn?? .. I even loosened my tie during yoga this morning--tomorrow I may wear orange (twenty in various shades on order for delivery to yurt along with a few lighter suits). I've changed. Crazy yeah big time?? I surprised myself and am actually proud.

The hippies and lawyers at powertantra masterclass treat me with newfound levels of respect, sensing my (I'm going to say Kombucha?), my Superior Spiritual Journey. Snigger at my suit no longer, Cheech and Chong LLC.

Re-energized, third-eyesighted. Look out world, Steveolicious, who my big is, inner vision coming atchya!

New products, new markets, Brazil, China, India, youbetcha!! I'm sooo horny right now ...

Where before I saw targets and shareholders (and yes, Developers!!!!), I now see, whole new targets, whole new shareholders, whole new developers.

Like. I've. been. reborn,
Whammo!!!

And meditation a breeze: I now think intimidation and it happens.

-------
No alt text provided for this image

For Susan Hasty, the Playful Monk, Mark Eburne and Christopher Dalton, yogibro.


J. Brian Hennessy

Entrepreneur / Serial Disruptor / Champion of an ever-evolving #TruerSelf, #HuSynergy and an emergent #HumanSingularity / Accelerating #HumanEvolution, Self-Coherence, #YOUniqueness, #TruerPurpose / #HuEcoSystem(s)

2 年

Christopher Patten ... "And meditation a breeze: I now think intimidation and it happens." That broke me up.

Christopher J. Patten

Story-teller, thinker and creative

2 年
Christopher J. Patten

Story-teller, thinker and creative

4 年
回复
Christopher J. Patten

Story-teller, thinker and creative

4 年

Lea Turner my satire stuff

回复
Ram Naresh

Entrepreneur, Online Business Owner and Digital Marketer, Helping Everyday People Establish Success Online Businesses.

4 年

I saw this & absolutely loved it ???? People often say " Oh yeah a pyramid scheme" Boss ???? Hiring managers ???????? Assistant manager ??♂??????? Supervisors ??????♀??????? Employees ??????????♀? If you are getting overworked and underpaid and have to answer to all those people above you then this is DEFINITELY is the REAL PYRAMID SCHEME! So you have time to be the BOSS of Your Own ???? www.ramnareshonline.net

要查看或添加评论,请登录

Christopher J. Patten的更多文章

社区洞察

其他会员也浏览了