Steve Ballmer's mindfulness retreat #2
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A continuation of Steve's diary fragments #1:
DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! or as I now say with newfounded levels of supreme self control: developers, developers, developers!!!!!!!!!
Who said old dog can't learn?? .. I even loosened my tie during yoga this morning--tomorrow I may wear orange (twenty in various shades on order for delivery to yurt along with a few lighter suits). I've changed. Crazy yeah big time?? I surprised myself and am actually proud.
The hippies and lawyers at powertantra masterclass treat me with newfound levels of respect, sensing my (I'm going to say Kombucha?), my Superior Spiritual Journey. Snigger at my suit no longer, Cheech and Chong LLC.
Re-energized, third-eyesighted. Look out world, Steveolicious, who my big is, inner vision coming atchya!
New products, new markets, Brazil, China, India, youbetcha!! I'm sooo horny right now ...
Where before I saw targets and shareholders (and yes, Developers!!!!), I now see, whole new targets, whole new shareholders, whole new developers.
Like. I've. been. reborn,
Whammo!!!
And meditation a breeze: I now think intimidation and it happens.
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