Southern - Lost in Translation

Baffling Phrases from the South - My personal favorites are #11, #12 & #17. What's yours?

1. “Bless Your Heart”

“Bless Your Heart” might sound like a pure expression of sympathy to the uninitiated. But in the South, it’s not always so straightforward. Depending on the tone and context, this phrase could be a gentle way of expressing disapproval or criticism. Its versatility truly exemplifies the nuance of Southern communication.

2. “Fixin’ To”

If you hear someone in the South saying they’re “fixin’ to” do something, it’s their way of declaring an imminent action. While “I’m about to cook dinner” might be how it’s said elsewhere, a Southerner would be “fixin’ to cook dinner.” It’s a charming regional difference that adds a bit of flair to everyday language.?

3. “Cattywampus”

When things aren’t quite right, they’re “Cattywampus.” This delightful term is a quintessentially Southern way to describe something that is askew, disordered, or chaotic. Whether it’s a picture frame that’s hung unevenly or plans that have gone astray, it’s all “cattywampus.”??

4. “Holler”

In the South, “holler” isn’t just a loud shout. It’s also a term used to describe a small valley or a rural road. For instance, someone might say, “I grew up in the holler,” referring to a secluded, rural area. It’s one of the many words that capture the South’s strong connection to the land.??

5. “Over Yonder”

“Over Yonder” is a phrase that describes a location that’s not exactly near but not too far away either. It could be the next house down the road or a hill in the distance. Its exact distance may be vague, but its charm in the Southern lexicon is unmistakable.??

6. “Carry On”

In the Southern context, “carry on” is not related to luggage or continuing an activity as it is in other regions. Instead, it’s a term often used to describe someone making a fuss or behaving in an overly dramatic manner. For example, someone might say, “Quit your carryin’ on,” as a request to stop making a big deal out of a situation.??

7. “Madder than a Wet Hen”

If you’ve ever heard someone described as being “madder than a wet hen”, you’ll know they are exceptionally angry. This phrase stems from the behavior of hens when they get wet – they can get pretty agitated. It’s a colorful Southern way to express strong displeasure or irritation.??

8. “Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”

This expression paints a vivid picture of restlessness and discomfort. Just as a cat on a hot tin roof would jump and skitter around, a person described this way is nervous, edgy, or agitated. It’s one of the South’s more evocative and imaginative phrases.??

9. “Too Big for One’s Britches”

If you’re accused of being “too big for your britches,” it’s not a comment on your size. Instead, it means that someone believes you are acting more important or knowledgeable than you truly are. It’s a gentle reprimand that reminds one to stay grounded.??

10. “Pitch a Fit”

If someone in the South is about to “pitch a fit,” you might want to step back. This phrase describes an outburst of anger or frustration that’s often quite dramatic. It’s essentially the Southern equivalent of throwing a tantrum.??

11. “That Dog Won’t Hunt”

In the South, the phrase “That dog won’t hunt” has nothing to do with canines or hunting. Instead, it’s a colorful way to say that an idea or plan is unlikely to succeed. It’s a frank, yet characteristically Southern, form of critique.??

12. “All Hat, No Cattle”

This is a classic Southern idiom to describe someone who is all talk and no action, or someone who looks the part but lacks substance. It’s a charmingly frank assessment that, like many Southern expressions, does not mince words.??

13. “A Few Sandwiches Short of a Picnic”

This playful Southern phrase is a roundabout way of saying that someone isn’t very bright. The implication is that, like a picnic without enough sandwiches, something is missing.??

14. “Grinnin’ like a Possum Eatin’ a Sweet Potato”

If you come across someone “grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet potato”, they’re exceptionally happy or satisfied. The phrase captures the joy of simple pleasures and mirrors the wide, contented grin of a possum enjoying a tasty treat.??

15. “Heavens to Betsy”

“Heavens to Betsy” is a phrase that expresses surprise or shock. While the origin of ‘Betsy’ in the phrase is not known, it has been a popular Southern saying for many generations and continues to be used as an exclamation of astonishment.??

?16. “They’re living in high Cotton”

Cotton used to be a sign of wealth in the South, so if someone is “in high cotton,” they’re doing very well indeed. Whether it’s a reference to financial success or just a good run of luck, this phrase evokes an era when high cotton equated to high times.??

17. “Good Lord Willing and the Creek Don’t Rise”

This phrase is a Southern way of saying, “If all goes well.” It reflects the pragmatic optimism of the South, along with a dose of humility acknowledging the role of forces beyond one’s control.??

18. “Slow as Molasses in January”

This phrase perfectly illustrates the Southern talent for turning a simple observation – the slow flow of molasses in the cold – into a widely used idiom. If something or someone is “slow as molasses in January,” they’re moving at a very leisurely pace indeed.??