Sort your Small Talk Fear

3 steps to go from small talk fear to small talk savvy.

At some point, you or someone you know will have said something like :—

“I am not a fan of small talk” or “I hate small talk” or “I’m useless at making small talk" or even - "I have a small talk fear!"

Regardless of whether the context is a business networking event, a cocktail party or an online dating app, the same descriptive phrase gets trotted out — ‘small talk’.

For many there has been a wave of relief over the last 18 months of enforced socialising limitations. If you ‘hate’ small talk, you have had a perfect excuse to avoid the small talk situations. That excuse is wearing thin. The invitations are increasingly impossible to ignore. You know intellectually that you have to get back in the ‘small talk saddle’ if you don’t want to risk stifling your business or snubbing your friends.

I urge you to join me on an exploration of a big world of opportunity that lies within this so called ‘small’ activity.

What is ‘small talk’? Why do we do it?

Is it just polite chatter?

Jane Austen novels are full of examples of constricted, contrived or chit-chat conversation — such as this observation on Miss Bates from Emma:

“She was a great talker upon little matters?.?.?. full of trivial communications and harmless gossip.”

You might also bring to mind countless period dramas with restrained early courtship scenes.

Is small talk outdated? Does it belong to the etiquette books of the last century?

The first mention of something akin to ‘small talk’ was made by the Anthropologist?Malinowski. He coined the term ‘phatic communication’ — a form of meaningless conversation seeking nothing of intrinsic value and merely a form of politeness.

This dull perspective was turned on its head by later researchers such as Justine Coupland who recognised the ritualistic and bonding quality of small talk. In?her book?dedicated to reviewing all the research on small talk — Justine references the work of?Laver?who discusses the exploratory function of small talk as well as the way it provides a route towards ‘achieving transition’ — or as I discuss below — opening the door to ‘big talk’.

My go-to-guy?Goffman?also refers to ‘phatic communication’ in a positive light when he reminds us that it helps the participants establish a ‘working consensus.’

There is even?research?that suggests a link between small talk and happiness.

Don’t forget that the everyday enquiry ‘how are you doing?’ is small talk. Would it be better to approach a passing acquaintance with ‘how do you feel about our current existential crisis?’

So back to the seemingly banal ‘polite’ purpose of small talk. There is nothing wrong with being polite, but it has always been more than simply ‘polite’.

Even?etiquette books of the 1920s?recognised the ‘give and take’ quality of an ideal conversation and offered cunning ways of moving from the mud of mundane to the sunny slopes of scintillating.

Having been thrust unexpectedly into the company of brilliant celebrities (..) her speech has absolutely deserted her!?Lillian Eichler 1922.

Which brings us to the second reason for participating in ‘small talk’ —it’s a survival strategy.

‘Small talk’ is the antidote to ‘oversharing’.

We are living in an era of ‘oversharing’ fuelled by reality TV, YouTube and influencers. There is an appetite for ‘vulnerability’ which is perfectly fed by the sharing of personal trauma.

As Dr. Suzana E. Flores, the author of?Facehooked: How Facebook Affects Our Emotions, Relationships, and Lives?observes?—

“Some social media users use their pages as their personal journals, sharing their every thought with the world.”

I also love this analogy made by the?‘Ask Polly’ advice columnist?Heather Havrileski —

Oversharing is like drinking too much: You don’t recognize you’re the only one doing it until it’s too late. And just like looking around at midnight and realizing you’re the only one at the party with a drink in your hand, there’s this feeling of shame that washes over you when you look back on a conversation and realize that you emptied the contents of your brain all over the place and the other person revealed nothing.

Whilst it might feel ‘superficial’ or even a bit ‘people pleasing’ to partake in ‘small talk’ — it is only fair on the other person that you knock on the door of their brain space rather than barge in and put your feet up on their sofa without permission!

For those of us who tend to wear our heart on our sleeves — small talk can provide us with a safety net in the early stages of relationship building conversation.

So instead of thinking —’ this is a bit prosaic’ — think — ‘this is a respectful rapport building phase.’

To up the ante on personal story sharing before you get to know someone a little better is perilous. What if you discover something about them later in the conversation that has you running for the hills, leaving your rucksack of personal stories in their possession. You can’t return and ask for it back!

So small talk is polite and a safety net — but it is also something else — something rather magical.

So called ‘small talk’ is a savvy way to open the door to ‘big talk’.

If you are feeling a little more positive about the possibilities of ‘small talk’ now — you might want some tips on how to do it.

How to do ‘small talk’ well.

I recommend you start with the simple reframe I mentioned earlier:

Instead of thinking — ’ this is a bit prosaic’ — think — ‘this is a respectful rapport building phase.’

Language is powerful and that includes our self-talk.

Now for the 3 rules of making small talk work well:

1. Make it about them.
2. Stay present and spot the portal to ‘big talk’.
3. Use the environment as topic inspiration.

Let’s expand a little on each of these.

1. Make it about them.

“I always try to turn the spotlight on the other person.” The longer you keep it shining away from you, the more interesting he or she finds you.”

―?Leil Lowndes,?How to Talk to Anyone

The more you ‘get out of your head’ the less self-conscious you feel. Being present is the perfect set up for good conversation.

Now get curious.

As the very wise?Celeste Headlee?says — “Sincere questions can even open up conversation with those people who don’t like us very much.”

Dale Carnegie?advised us to be ‘genuinely interested in other people’ in our quest to ‘make friends and influence people’.

Take note of the ‘genuine’ part.

Ask for advise and try to keep your questions interesting — to you as well as them.

Try to?receive?the answer and add something to it . This is a classic improv technique known as ‘yes, and’.

Yes, And, — the secret sauce, the source code, the key that unlocks every door worth opening — affirm and build on ideas — explore and heighten a scene…?Kelly Leonard and Tom Yorton

For example -

They say: ‘I always prefer travelling by train.”

You say: ‘Yes and I love people watching on trains! Mind you — I also love the opportunity to listen to podcasts…

Much better than saying ‘Oh. I have to say I not a fan of train travel.’

And just one more thought. When it is you being asked the question — give them something to work with.

Do humanity and yourself a favor. Never, ever, give just a one-sentence response to the question, “Where are you from?” Give the asker some fuel for his tank, some fodder for his trough.?Leil Lowndes

All of this brings us neatly to tip 2.

2. Spot the portal to ‘big talk’.

This requires working on your detective skills. It requires you to be present and prepared. You are going to spot the connections — it’s like a TV gameshow!

Best way to explain this is to give you an example.

You: Were you born and bred in Bournemouth?

Them: No. I grew up in Bolton — and after 10 years living in London — I escaped to the sea air — about 6 years ago.

You: I have heard of Bolton! It’s ‘up north’ isn’t it! I am a total southerner — but like you I did my London stint. What part of London did you live or work in?

Them: Lived in a slightly dodgy part of Earls Court — but worked near Sloane Square — quite a contrast.

You: The only thing I know about Earls Court is the Exhibition Centre — I went to a Bowie concert there — unforgettable.I was there!

You get the gist.

3. Use the environment.

Believe it or not you can find inspiration in a carpet, coffee urn or curtain.

Maybe you will be lucky and spot a piece of art or something crazy happening outside — visible from a window.

What is that odd sound? It reminds you of the noise your new electric car makes….

See? This is another fun game to get the small talk away from the obvious.

I have a personal story that involves a piece of art.

I had just done a talk at a networking event. There had been a reasonable amount of talk over lunch — certainly more than small ‘small talk’.

However, it was a piece of art spotted in the reception area that transformed the small to the big.

It was abstract and — a bit naff.

One of the networking attendees was looking at it — I approached her and asked her what she thought of it. Within 30 seconds we were being very ‘rude’ about it — but with good humour. The humour was bonding. This was many years ago — our connection as well as work collaboration grew from that moment on. I count this individual as a good friend.

I hope you are feeling more motivated to give ‘small talk’ a go with this refreshed perspective and tool kit— the rewards are many.

I leave you with this comment made in response to my?LinkedIn post?on this topic:

“never make small talk when you’re nervous: you’ll end up saying something really stupid.”

Fair point but I would counter this with:

Internally utilise your detective alter-ego when feeling nervous in a social interaction situation — it will calm your nerves.

Getting stuck in your head out of a fear of saying the 'wrong thing or creating the 'wrong' impression - is just one of the self-squashing self-sabotaging things we humans are good at! Want to know how to get unsquashed? Check out my book 'The Mystery of the Squashed Self'.