Socrates Tapenade or Olive Spread.

Today, me and my cat Leonardo will make Socrates tapenade or olive spread.

Leonardo say’s “Will this be a socratic dialogue?” “About olive paste?” I said. “About food.” “Cat food or human food?” “Nourishment.” Said Leonardo biting my leg. “Are you a cannibal?” “I am if you are on the menu.” “How did we get to cannibalism? We started off with Socratic Dialogues.?!” Leonardo looked at me with his golden eyes. “Everything eats something. Depends who’s at the top of the food chain.” “You’re a lion now!” “I’ve inherited teeth by which to eat people.” “You’re a people eater?” Leonardo purrs. “I eat therefore I am.”

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Here’s the recipe:

Socrates Tapenade or Olive spread.

1 bottle or container of pitted Kalamata olives.

1 bottle or container of pitted green olives.

2tbs capers.

2 cloves of garlic

1 bunch parsley

1 bunch cilantro

1/2 cup olive oil

Put olives, capers, garlic, parsley and cilantro with olive oil in a food processor.

Mix until creamy consistency.

Serve on bread or even eggs. Olive spread is great choice for bagels.

Socrates drank hemlock? but you can try a nice Chianti.

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“They put Socrates to death” “They never ate your homemade cat food.” I roll my eyes. “He was unjustly accused of misleading the youth of Athens.” Leonardo walks away with his tail in the air. “Where are you going?” “It’s time to talk to my students.” I said. “You mean the dog, Picasso.” “He’ll never learn.” “Philosophy?” “Forget Philosophy!! He ‘ll never learn to be a cat.”