Social Media Secret

Hey! I’m gonna let you in on a little secret today.

Social media works. And when it comes to advertising, too! ???? 

Who would’ve thought, right?

Must be. Cuz, you see, I’m old enough to know what it was like without the Internet. I’m old enough to know what it was like to audition finger dummies with Playboy in an inactive hand. I’m old enough to know what it was like back in the day. When Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.

Those were the days, ha? Bullshit. We’re living in the best time. Like, ever! Let’s forget Trump and all the other dickheads for a moment and let’s focus on what this time brings to our butts. 

Look, I hate traveling. I guess because my dad used to beat me with a globe. Still, you and I connected. How cool is that? Now we can, let’s say, sell shit all over the globe, for instance. Whatever, whenever. As long as we’re good enough to steal some attention, right? 

Do you wanna do that? Do you want or need my attention in order to buy that stupidass new car or the fucking boat? Good news! You sure can. As long as your products are OK. 

And one more thing. You need to think of yourself as an advertisement agency first. And then as whatever it is that you do. That. Though, not only you. Every fucking business should act like that. In here and on many other social media sites. It’s a huge sea of opportunity. And it’s where our attention is. By the way, it doesn’t have to be like home, you know. You don’t have to look comfortable just in case you would like to get your wife’s attention. You can just be there. I mean, here. Like... you.