SO, HOW ABOUT SOME WISE WORDS TO START THE WEEK?????

SO, HOW ABOUT SOME WISE WORDS TO START THE WEEK????

"The wise man, even when he holds his tongue,

says more than the fool when he speaks."

- Yiddish Proverb

"Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house."

- Yiddish proverb

"What you don't see with your eyes,

don't invent with your mouth."

- Yiddish proverb

"A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut when he is right."

- Yiddish Proverb

"One old friend is better than two new ones."

- Yiddish Proverb

"One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't

good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of

the smartest grandchild in the world."

-Jewish Proverb

"Old friends, like old wines, don't lose their flavor."

-Jewish Proverb

"A wise man hears one word and understands two."

-Yiddish Proverb

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself."

- Golda Meir

When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the

German Ambassador: "If they want to see me, here I am.

If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show

them my suits."

- Albert Einstein

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

- Albert Einstein

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."

- Albert Einstein

"I don't want to become immortal through my work.

I want to become immortal through not dying.

- Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there

when it happens!"

- Woody Allen

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

(Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and

not everything that can be counted counts."

- Albert Einstein

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

- Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;

and I'm not sure about the universe."

- Albert Einstein