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?????♂- Not even in my wildest dreams, I imagined myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.
???????- Never thought my hands, will one day consume more alcohol than my liver...never!
??- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series...just when you think its over, they release the next season.
??- I’m starting to like this mask thing... I went to the supermarket and saw two people I owe money to, they didn’t recognize me.
??- Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays...now what?
??- I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive in excess weight!
???????????- can someone tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family...
or can we change?
??- In just two weeks, we will hear if there still two more weeks to let us know, that two more weeks of quarantine are needed...
?- I’m not planning adding this 2020 to my age...I didn’t even use it!
??- We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
?????♀- To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them... how are you doing?
??- My washing machine only accepts pijamas...I put a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home”!????
??- If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle on their head!
??- After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.
????????????- I feel like a teenager... no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.
Smile, release stress and be safe! ???????