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A clown will break his head over this. A clownish artist somewhere from the far north of the Netherlands is making a bid for the main prize at the Eurovision Song Contest. Organized by a country that is practically on the border with Russia, or at least within gun range of the feared warlord Putin. Only Finland still serves as a buffer.

Sweden, with Malm? as the setting for the music spectacle. The EBU European Broadcasting Union is the umbrella organization responsible for admitting participating countries. EBU decides following an incident with which Mr. Klein with his 'Europapa' would disqualify participating in the musical music explosion. He is not allowed to broadcast his message to an audience of millions. He wanted to sing about unity within Europe in his own unique way. No missiles, no weapons of mass destruction, just equipped in a broad-shouldered, somewhat daunting outfit, taking to the stage to preach brotherhood. Cheered on in the semi-finals.

In an unspecified incident, the EBU, NATO of the member countries, concludes Mr. Small to disqualify. The world is not yet screaming bloody murder. The music world is amazed, perhaps even stunned, in Sweden's second city. The impact of the attack on the Eurovision Song Contest has not yet been reported. The dust has yet to settle.

Sweden, which only joined NATO a few months ago as a partner against the advancing violence from the Kremlin, does not seem to be getting involved as a country. But yes, also a member of the EBU.

Russia and Belarus have not been allowed to participate for some time due to an incident along the border and across it with Ukraine. Not only a propaganda song, but also thousands of bombs and grenades made participation impossible. The EBU/NATO clearly put a stop to this, because pecking a country, resulting in tens of thousands of deaths, is unacceptable.

Now that Sweden, the winner of the previous edition of the Eurovision Song Contest, is the setting for the 2024 festival in Malmo, it is of course also part of NATO. The incident, without deaths or injuries, that Mr. Klein has done must be nipped in the bud and so it is done.

There was already a discussion going on about whether or not Israel would participate in the peaceful, musical party in Malmo costing millions. Not least because Israel is involved in an incident in the Gaza Strip, where tens of thousands of victims are claimed among the Palestinian population in the West Bank. Within NATO, America has single-handedly decided not to supply heavy bombs and grenades to Israel for the time being, because this could contribute to the accusations of genocide against the local population of Palestine. And that preceding the peaceful music noise could well threaten Israel's participation. After all, Netanyahu is determined to eradicate HAMAS in the area in question.

That could easily destroy the peace in Malmo. Perhaps Mr. Small was the fuse in the powder keg, the smoldering fire of which had to be quickly extinguished between the moistened fingers of the EBU, the European Broadcasting Union.

Sjapperdevlap. The clown thinks his own way among the clownishly exhausted audience. There are no limits if you want to make your dreams come true. That is Europapa's message.

Perhaps Mr. Klein also burned his fingers over a metoo incident, or made a rude remark that has no place on the stage of vocal violence overloaded with peace and quiet. There is no accounting for good taste.

The fact is that the facts are not known. These will only become clear after the dust clouds clear, when it may become clear that the shoulders of Mr. Klein ones were filled with explosive substances, intended to create chaos. After chaos comes order. Now let's first enjoy the bombardment of musical, deafening violence.

Sjapperdeflap.