Send the same dreary crap, get the same dreary sales.

>> Why most emails, including yours, fail.

The level of response to emails is astoundingly low.

It's one reason I was astonished to get a torrent of replies to my lousy job offering.

If you responded and I didn't reply - I am truly sorry, I tried to get back to everyone individually.

Meanwhile, to give you some inspiration, here are 7 email subject lines used by Trevor "Toecracker" Crook.

• Matt Furey Exposed Down Under
• 'Ms 'G' went so quiet you could hear a fish fart in the ocean'
• A Fish, The Lube and a Crowbar . . .
• Long Versus Short - Does Size Make A Difference – YOU BETCHA
• 'Gary Halbert, The Dodgers and Me'
• 'Why Copwriting Is Like Giving Birth To A Watermelon . . .'
• Nerd Almost Gets Arrested in Nashville:
• Leaves SEO for Dead . . .
• What Ted Nicholas Said To Me Will Shock You
• One Word is All it Takes - Do You Know Which One
• I May be Nuts . . . But Are You Insane
• Crap Factors Make Me Sick
• 3 little words
• 'Phat Elvis Leaves A Marketing Lesson For All Of Us'
• Miss 8 Ball Champ & The Fishing Trip
• Walk The Line
• Karaoke Singers and Copywriting

As you can see they are completely unlike the usual drivel that comes through to your inbox.

Besides being worth studying they remind you that if you do the same thing as everyone else you'll get the same crap results as everyone else.

Shock people out of their lethargy and disinterest as they gloomily contemplate the shedloads of drivels piling up on their virtual doorstep.

As I've said a million times before - do the same as others get the same results.

As Apple said many years ago - 'Think Different.'

This flurry of interesting subject lines inspired me to cheat.

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Oh, and for God's sake - stop writing to people saying you "Hope they're well."

You don't care (unless you're a saint), and it's none of your business.

Again - send the same crap, get the same crap results.

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Best,

Drayton