Sedition In My Neighbourhood..!

There was the sound of a police jeep and heavily armed policemen entering my neighbour’s compound as I stepped onto my balcony, “What’s happening?” I shouted to my neighbour.

“Sedition!” he shouted back as he opened the door and let the police in. “I called the police to arrest my wife and children!”

“Whoa! Whoa!” I shouted as I heard screams from his house, “Why ever would you do that?”

“Anti-national!” said my neighbour angrily, “Said they were against my policies! That they wanted to change what we ate for our meals. I was patient with them initially, but they insisted on having potatoes and cauliflower twice a week, so I had to take this step!” Read On